Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Agatha Trunchbull: Zinnia Wormwood: You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat, one of the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? For this newt you pin-worm! MATILDA THE MUSICAL. MATILDA Narrator: [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mis-*take*, Matilda. Go on, Brucey! MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. Just knock on the door. Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! If you want to throw the hammer for your country. Science pick up lines 1. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! Stop me when this becomes true, but once upon a time, you and I went on a date. Here in the library again, are we? If you want to throw the hammer for your country, She's going to be your teacher. . The entire assembly will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary! On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world. Not the end of your nose. (Bruce!) No, no, no, no [ad lib. . MATILDA MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE In other words, a pick-up line is an icebreaker or a conversation opener. Children are maggots! If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Every day starts with the tick of a clock. We're rehearsing. . All right. Don't let her win. You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? <>>> Sixteen times two is thirty-two. Refresh the page, check Medium 's site status, or. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity I'm the best! What am I gonna do? Come on! This still, unbroken skin, MATILDA A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. He loves having me around. MRS PHELPS enters. [chanting with the rest of the class] Smells chocolatey, eh? [She turns the screens back on.]. Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! And this . I hate pigtails! Then your mummy is a twit! Is like the TARDIS: MRS WORMWOOD And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. Dad too. Yourself, Matilda? The Wormwoods laugh. . For being a smart aleck! Are you looking for a good amount of pickup lines. You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you? Okay! My daddy says I'm a bore. Stuff it in. One minute in your company, and suddenly I'm thinking of new paint colors. Oh, yeah? Specialness is de rigueur. Matilda: . Harry Wormwood: She uses them to carry on a conversation. They line up at the back of the stage. I'm the best! The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college, too. I don't know. Hey, Dip face. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. CHILDREN in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! You want Matilda to go to college? MISS HONEY I think you'll want your trousers loose. Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. Am I . But it's a truth empirical. And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. RUDOLPHO Find the bally line and toe it, MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! And another door closes. But to me, they tell a deeper story. I've got a plane to catch at three. Mr Wormwood! I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. Now EAT IT! The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. Loud, loud, loud, loud! Aaaargh! MRS PHELPS screams and exits. What? Leave it alone, Jenny. Where are the children's books? He got a C on his report! If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. Jack and Jill went up the hill . There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. . BIG KIDS I love books. Why? MISS HONEY BRUCE He's my dance partner. Ah-ah-aah-ah The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. They were written that way: This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. Like Romeo and Juliet, [:g-] Wormwood! See how they shine? MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. Of course I am. We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. All right. Follow. The more that you try, You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. This is one of the best pick up lines to use after you have hugged someone for the first time. "Lovely"? But this little girl . Harry Wormwood: One day Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good. NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. . [He throws the cigarette into the audience.] All escapes start with the click of a lock. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! MISS TRUNCHBULL . Instead he said, "When a person is bad", and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. In . Two times two is four. MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. 5. That's not right. Qui mon fella Italiano. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . It's called "Moby Dick", by Herman Melville. PARTY ENTERTAINER I have all these extra. . The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. Please! MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. I like a joke as well as the next fat person! A girl I know used to live in that house. There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. . A little less brains, a lot more hair. [her car has broken down] . The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. MATILDA Two, three, four. The distance the shotput goes, depends upon the effort that you PUT INTO IT. . Oh, my lovely hair! 2. The police decided he killed himself. Oh, let's put it this way. In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. Where'd all this come from? MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. . Million $ Sticky Host: MR WORMWOOD [while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach] That's the main thing. Miss Honey doesn't want you. "You Must Be Worried Now That Donald Trump is President Because He Would Deport You Back to Heaven." You should be embarrassed. Matilda: So innocent I asked a thousand questions. [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. Ciao, Rudolpho. Make him stop! A boy with no fingie? They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. BRUCE And that's not a hint, by the way. MAN: Have you seen his school report? [to MISS HONEY] You don't! It's just pathetic! Twelve times two is twenty-four. People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. I can! And I will Teach you a thing or two. Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. An unhatched tadpole. Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. MATILDA MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Fortunately, almost everything in Christianity is sin. MATILDA I think they just fit. And I'm very sorry . Seven times two is fourteen. MISS HONEY Yes! He's over there, under those coats. No, but don't people need good cars? MRS WORMWOOD Rudolpho! He's part Italian, you know. Matilda's teacher? Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. [throws carrot from the spoon. Where is the maggot known as Nigel? Cover yourself in chocolate glory! You're a little cheat, you saw the paper. MATILDA They're individual! ALL COUPLES: What? That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. The apple never rots far from the tree! You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. LAVENDER It was the biggest burp I had ever done. green! Yes, wonderful. I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. [to Nigel] When did this happen? [to Michael] so I pick it up and - No! (Starts to go, but really this time) I'm going to put the newt in Trunchbull's jug! Matilda : I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. We've curated this list of inspiring 'Matilda' quotes from the book and the movie. . Before my happy days were Over, Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? Cancelled, because my wife is . When the sun comes up, And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square - CHILDREN - And I won't care 'Cause I'll be all grown up. "So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house". Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. Four times two is eight. "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Bruce! MATILDA We never thought it was possible, As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh, y -, [she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up]. Harry Wormwood: A life. And that's not right. Agatha Trunchbull: 5. Zinnia Wormwood: | If you are having fun, you are not learning. Who wants stories? Lost your appetite? MISS HONEY A child. Come along, Bogtrotter. Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. front bottom. Just write. Matilda: Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Matilda, you promised you wouldn't go back into that house. MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. MRS WORMWOOD 101 Weird & Best Pick Up Lines For Girls (Make Them Laugh!) DOCTOR and CHILDREN [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. This is the worst day of my life! Take hints from the ideas to charm and impress her with your words during your first meeting. [into recorder] [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. This means that pick-up lines are all about first impressions. An epic compilation of the funniest ultimate pickup lines compilation from TikTok that you will ever watch!For the best TikTok compilations be sure to subscr. And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Stand out from the crowd! These are some of the best quotes from the fantasy family film Matilda as determined by you and your votes. 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. "thinking". Shut up! Are you smoking a cigarette? Loud, loud, loud, loud! MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. Sit down. [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? MR WORMWOOD Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. . I don't know what you're talking about. But I . After your first day of school! Harry Wormwood: [as Harry switches on Matilda's lamp] All grown-ups get scared, just like children. 19. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. Let alone getting the conversation going! WOMAN: That's right, honey. Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. Here we are, my heartstrings! WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. . Harry Wormwood: Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL And if you cry it will be (W) double. guy . A little less head, a lot more derriere. Zinnia Wormwood: [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] You're supposed to be teaching SPELLING, not poetry! DOCTOR Matilda: I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. No, Miss Trunchbull. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Matilda: Million $ Sticky Host: But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. Would you like some milk? Agatha Trunchbull: Look. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. I stole the cake. Harry Wormwood: But the one thing . Do you need a sin for your next confession? Mine are driving me crazy. I can't abandon my children. She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. Trunchbull: Because you're pretty darn sweet. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. FBI Agent Bob: Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. MISS HONEY. 9. Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late because this boy ate some chocolate cake. [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? Matilda, that . Might have been nice, FBI Agent Bob: Like you, I was (Q) curious, Starring: Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch. And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. Narrator: She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. Think about what you want to say, and then say it in a creative, original way. She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. You gotta get up and be loud! To fetch a pail of water. I'll tell you tomorrow. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. Might she be a little brighter than her class? See! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. I'm telling you, I didn't do it! WOMAN: Smile for mummy! MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. ? Agatha Trunchbull: I'll be watching you, each and every one. <> And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, MISS HONEY But if I try I can remeMber, With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . BIG KID [BEN] This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. In the cupboard. I'm not guilty! Last week, I read quite a few. I chose looks! I think you've got something in your eye. MISS TRUNCHBULL [Daintily, straightening her collar, MISS TRUNCHBULL exits off the front of the stage.]. So, what is it? Don't be disgusting! 2. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. We have everything . [looking at a portrait of her father] BACKGROUND SINGERS You can be all cynical, How much, exactly are we talking about?
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